Oh~ That bothersome trinket is gone! Anybody want to play? How about you, revenger of the church?

Damn, that was annoying. Human is a pathetic thing to be.

But there's a new Al, huh? Where do they find all of them?

...What the hell happened to my window?

The bastard, too, huh? Hope you didn't drop him back into that battle. He won't last too long that way.

...This place is as strange as usual.

As if you people don't deserve whatever grief the latest magic shit is giving you.

What the hell. Ed's stuff is gone.

...This is that disappearing crap, isn't it.

Something that can mess with Ed?

So, is something entertaining finally going to happen around here?

What the hell is this?! Who thought doing this was a good idea, because I'll come smash your face in. Though kudos for making the other me sound like a complete idiot. Where the hell did he pick up a lisp?

EDITED IN: How the hell did you manage that?! All of them?!

((OOC: So, not only is Envy in kid!form, whenever he tries to transform, he turns into a kid version of whomever he meant to become.))

[Screened to AU!Ed]

There's this guy who wants to 'punish' us for playing in the church. Do you want to me up with him?

I still haven't figure out what to do with the name he gave me. "Use it," he says. "William." How the hell am I supposed to use a human name, anyway? I don't still have a human side to use it with. I'm Envy.

"William," huh...

Why do you people even celebrate holidays like this?

Hey, Yuuko! Did you mess with Al like you did with Ed?

Pride, just come the hell back.

Hey, Lust, are you even here anymore?

((OOC: Yes, he only just thought about her. ^^;;;))

Where are you, little bird~?

The hell is Ed? I haven't heard from him in days. He better not be moping around the room or something because I ignored him for awhile after getting out of that wall. His own fault, for being an asshole and sticking me in it in the first place.

Whatever. Thanks for the help, high lord Rosiel. What the fuck ever. You're still a crazy asshole, even if you've got some title to go with it.

((OOC: Assuming their thread ended with him helping Envy get out of the wall.))

[Crashing noises]

Ed: So. There's this Greed guy. And he's sayin' that you know him...in a far more intimate way that I like, actually. Now, you should know, Envy, that I'm a very possessive person, aren't I?

Envy: Sounds awful lot like a threat, Ed. You should know that I don't follow commands. You're mine. Not the other way around.

Ed: Sounds like one because it actually is. I. Don't. Like. Sharing. I get it that I 'm yours but I'll be damned if it's not mutual.

[Fighting]

Ed: No! I am never letting you go, Envy, not without a fight!

[Sounds of a struggle]

Ed: Let me ask you some questions about the newest arrival. If you would choose between us, who would it be? Me or Greed?

Envy: Who the hell says I have to choose? You're both mine.

Ed: I'm not into sharing. Friends with benefits? I don't think so.

[A crash, more struggling]

Envy: Nothing so simple as that.

Ed: Then what, you asshole? Previous lover or no I am not sharing you with Greed.

[Sound of an alchemization]

Envy: You can't keep me here, Ed. Fuck your alchemy, I'll get out eventually. You don't get to decide whether or not I'll be seeing Greed. He's just as much mine as you are.

Ed: Watch me. I am a worse person than Pride and I will never let you leave. I may be yours but equivalent exchange, love. If you would remember that.

Envy: Alchemists and their 'equivalent exchange'. You're still on about that, even now? Equivalent exchange is just a bunch of idiots trying to make sense of the world. It's the god of alchemy. Religion and alchemy hate each other so much, isn't it amusing how much the same they are? Shall I tell you a secret? There's no such thing as equivalent exchange.

((OOC: Backdated entry, to the time of this log, from which it is taken.))

Will you all stop complaining about the smell? It's not even all that bad. And how long ago was it you were complaining about Dor's blood smell?

If you're all so sensitive, maybe you should just stop breathing and save yourselves the trouble.

[Screened to Mercury//Hackable]

Oi, Mercury. Pride's saying you're his 'advisor'. Who're you and what's this about?